The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Margaret Smith
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If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
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