My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Johnny Carson
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
We're more effective than birth control pills.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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