Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Jim Carrey
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Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
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