I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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