I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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