The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason
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One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
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