I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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