My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
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About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little lower ever since.
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.
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