Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.
Gaylord Perry
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Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
I've got a kid six years old. He likes sports, but I definitely won't let him pitch. There would be too many things against him.
Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.
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