My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Garry Shandling
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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