Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Evan Esar
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
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