My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
- More quotations by Comedian
Eric Morecambe quotes
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Similiar authors
Steven Wright
Marty Feldman
Tina Fey
Mitch Hedberg
Jerry Lewis
Henry Wheeler Shaw
Red Skelton
Yakov Smirnoff
Carrot Top
Henny Youngman