I'm a one-man idiot
Eddie Izzard
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
I'm a one-man idiot
Never put a sock in a toaster.
So my choice is 'Or Death?'.
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Twang him into a tree!
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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