Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Earl Wilson
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
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