I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Artemus Ward
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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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