If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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