It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me.
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Newt Gingrich is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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