Victor Borge quotes
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.