Paul Harvey quotes
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.