Matt Groening quotes
Don't have a cow, man.
Eat my shorts!
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.