Jesse Ventura quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.
Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
Wrestling is ballet with violence.