Earl Long quotes
I consider myself 40 percent Catholic and 60 percent Baptist. but I'm in favor of every religion, with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with Providence that he will let a snake bite him, I say he deserves what he's got coming to him.
The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.