Carol Burnett quotes
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
This is to explain just how your mom turned out to be the kind of hairpin she is.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.