Bette Midler quotes
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot." I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
I'm working my way toward divinity.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.